1. thetindog:

    macaroni-rascal:

    People always forget that Wolverine is Canadian. 

    Legit, the entire theatre erupted in applause when he said this line.

    (Source: thranduile)

  2. The Rules:

    1. Always post the rules.
    2. Answer the questions of the person who tagged you and write 11 new ones.
    3. Tag 11 people and link them.
    4. Let them know that they have been tagged.

    I was tagged by sausageinnabun  Blame her.


    Which three books would you pick if you could only read those books for the rest of your life?

    This is stupidly difficult and mean.

    1. The Three Musketeers
    2. Don Quixote
    3. (I’m cheating, because it’s a trilogy, but damn it, there might be an omnibus!) The Warlord Chronicles by Bernard Cornwell


    Who is your hero/heroine/general inspiration and why?

    Arg.  This is so damned difficult for me for a lot of reasons.  I have a lot of characters who I aspire to be like, sure.  Characters like Han Solo, Richard Sharpe, Derfel Cadarn, Don Quixote, Aramis, and Porthos, but I’m not those characters.  I’m not them; I’m Jim - impulsive, insecure, and occasionally dumb as a sack of hammers, but always willing to make amends when I fuck up, always willing to fight for what I believe in, always willing to help whenever and however I can, and never stopping in the face of adversity, not if I think the cause is worth it.

    I guess I’m my own hero and inspiration?

    What trait is most likely to put you off someone or make you wary of them?

    Needless cruelty.

    When you were growing up, what was your dream job? How does that compare with now?

    I wanted to be an astronaut. An explorer.  Someone who has gone somewhere no-one has before, seen things you people wouldn’t believe - attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion, C-beams glittering at the Tannhauser Gate.

    Now?  Well, I’ve been to China, I’m living in Iceland, I’ve done and seen things most of my friends haven’t.

    I guess that counts as a win?

    What’s the one band you love so much that you wouldn’t even hesitate before recommending them to everyone?

    Blind Guardian.  Hands down.

    What would your patronus be?

    I want to say a bear.  But a platypus is also a very real option.

    What foods can you under no circumstances eat?

    Balut is literally the only thing I will not eat. (WARNING:  That link is kinda gross)

    What’s your favourite Pokemon?

    Bulbasaur.  Hands down.

    What was the first computer game you ever played?

    The first one I remember playing is World Cup Soccer on my uncle Gerry’s Commodore 64

    What is your signature item of clothing?

    I guess it would be my leather jacket?

    What’s one piece of advice or encouragement you’d like to give everyone who reads this?

    Never give up.  Ever.  Things may seem difficult, things may be tough, things may be shitty and you might be full of anger and resentment and disgust at people, but do not give up on yourself.  Ever.  Because you are magnificent, you are fierce and proud, you are powerful, and I believe in you - even if no-one else does, even if you don’t, I will always believe in you.

    My Questions:

    1. What is your favourite monologue from a movie or play?
    2. Which would you prefer: A life of constant travel and uncertainty, or one of stability and routine?
    3. Favourite song lyric?
    4. Do you have a favourite poem or poet?
    5. If you could only watch three movies for the rest of your life, what would they be?
    6. What is your favourite colour?  Why?
    7. What is your ideal vacation?
    8. What’s your current favourite TV show?
    9. If you could go back to any one point in history, when would it be?
    10. What is best in life?
    11. If you could say one thing to anyone at all right now, what would it be?

    AND I tag:

    katchan00

    thalassarche

    madmoonmindgames

    antimonysouler

    ceciliasnerdiness

    furefuwan

    warrioromen

    anchsepaisis

    sweetdreamr

    moogleterra

    tumblermouse

  3. ilosttrackofmymoralcode:

    Comic: Adventure Time - Seeing Red (Kaboom)

  4. (Source: sizvideos)

  5. BDSM PSA

    apatientwolf:

    Just a reminder, ladies and gentlemen:

    • Submission is something that is given, not something that is taken.
    • Submission is not a permanent state- it is something that you can choose to take away at any time.
    • Safe words mean “No” and “Stop immediately.” They do not mean “Convince me” or “Try to change my mind.”

    If you’re a sub and any Dom tries to convince you otherwise: do not trust them and get away from them immediately.

  6. warrioromen:

    jimtheviking:

    warrioromen:

    jimtheviking:

    warrioromen:

    meganmachine:

    Dyeing eggs with Mom and Amanda

    THOSE MUGS
    I HAD THOSE MUGS
    HAD THAT WHOLE SET GROWING UP

    WE ALL DID.


    EVERYONE IN SOUTHERN ONTARIO.

    WE GOT THEM FROM BIG V BACK IN THE DAY.

    THEY ARE AMAZING.

    AND GUESS WAHT?

    I FUCKING FOUND THEM AGAIN

    THE WHOLE SET OF PLATES,MUGS BLAH BLAH IS ON SALE AT WALMART FOR TWENTY BUCKS RIGHT NOW

    MOTHER OF GOD

    WE NEVER ESCAPED JIM

    Just when I think I’m out, they suck me back in.

  7. warrioromen:

    jimtheviking:

    warrioromen:

    meganmachine:

    Dyeing eggs with Mom and Amanda

    THOSE MUGS
    I HAD THOSE MUGS
    HAD THAT WHOLE SET GROWING UP

    WE ALL DID.


    EVERYONE IN SOUTHERN ONTARIO.

    WE GOT THEM FROM BIG V BACK IN THE DAY.

    THEY ARE AMAZING.

    AND GUESS WAHT?

    I FUCKING FOUND THEM AGAIN

    THE WHOLE SET OF PLATES,MUGS BLAH BLAH IS ON SALE AT WALMART FOR TWENTY BUCKS RIGHT NOW

    MOTHER OF GOD

  8. Back from the party.

    Things went surprisingly well.

    Gleðileg páska!

  9. warrioromen:

    meganmachine:

    Dyeing eggs with Mom and Amanda

    THOSE MUGS
    I HAD THOSE MUGS
    HAD THAT WHOLE SET GROWING UP

    WE ALL DID.


    EVERYONE IN SOUTHERN ONTARIO.

    WE GOT THEM FROM BIG V BACK IN THE DAY.

    THEY ARE AMAZING.

  10. Off to the party.

    Not back, avenge death.