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fieldbears:

ocarines:

ocarines:

dad bod spiderman can’t drive

well MAYBE he can, but he’s a miserable parallel parker

god fucking damn it

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thebibliosphere:

gallusrostromegalus:

dykanthropy:

stimman3000:

youtube.com/watch?v=tc-jMrxgPsw&t=47s

this is cool but why is it shot like the intro credits of a crime drama

…Dessert,  but shot like Murder.  I think I’ve found my favorite aesthetic ever.

So would you say it was Death By Chocolate?

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Despite my best efforts

I was unable to turn my acoustic into something resembling a bass.

This makes my plans a touch more difficult, since I have no earthly idea what to do with the guitar that won’t overwhelm the sax/be overwhelmed by it.

badgerofthebarricades:

edgebug:

deaddboy:

no one wants to admit they shop at hot topic but we all do 

I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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@swedishwarriorwoman I hope you know what you’re getting yourself into ;) <3

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@willie-o-winsbury I’m at work. This is a tonight/tomorrow project

@swedishwarriorwoman FINE I WILL

Oh god

I just realised that I’m mostly competent enough to make a guitar and sax arrangement of Bloody Tears and have it potentially not sound awful?

God damn it Jim

Guests: *ask questions about Old Norse*

Me: *super excited and has a very engaging conversation with them*

Guests: *ask about modern Scandinavian languages*

Me: *casually shit-talks Danish*

Guests: Actually, we were born in Denmark.

Me: *dies inside forEVER*

Send me these

star-collapse:

I’m bored


Relationships
💖 i have a romantic crush on you
💜 i want to make sure you’re happy
💙 i have a platonic crush on you
💚 i’m a little jealous of you
💛 i just think you’re a cutie
💘 if you wanted to marry me, i wouldn’t say no
👀 i’m too shy to ask you to be w me

Actions
💗 i want to give you a hug
💋 i want to kiss you
🍫 id date you if you were up for it
💪 i’d fight someone if they talked crap about you
🔊 i’m glad i started watching you
💬 i wish we would talk more!
💭 i think about you a lot

Opinions
👏 everything you say is great wha
🍏 your social views are great
🍰 youre unbelievably sweet
⁉️ youre unbelievably rude
🎧 you have great taste in music
👑 your account aesthetic amazes me
🚨 you intimidate me
👊 i want to smash your face in
⚠ youre ridiculous
⛔ you give me secondhand embarrassment

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Things I gotta do tomorrow

  • Finish the draft of my drabble so I can share it with you all
  • Begin writing up my application for a temporary Assistant Curator gig at the ROM
  • Maybe sleep some because I fear I’m getting ill
  • Look up the number of at least one of the apartments I remember from New Glasgow

Things I’m gonna do tonight:

  • Mull over a bunch of stuff
  • Determine how big a jackass I want to be
  • Sleep, I hope

mityarostrokovich:

Shostakovich’s 11th symphony was on the radio at an eerily perfect time.

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Q

Anonymous asked:

Maybe Jeff Bezos is only getting a divorce because he realised marriage is a type of union

A

ohmygodthanks:

This is the best anon ask I’ve ever received.

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anchsepaisis replied to your post “anchsepaisis replied to your post “Work wants us to have Fun And…”
Well, that’s what I’m saying, *that* would’ve been embarrassing. ;)
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ienthuse replied to your post “willie-o-winsbury replied to your post: Work wants…”
Jim, for once you are 100% right???

Jo

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